My name is Sarah. I'm 19, and about to go into the US Navy. Eventually I'd like to teach at a Deaf school, but I'm going to serve my country first. I'm a lesbian, and bit of a dork. Not much else to it I guess XD

westerbroski:

Oh yeah my rad sister ordered me this modern assassin design from FUCKING HONG KONG as a late birthday present because the Firefly shirts she’d originally ordered were delivered to the wrong address and instead of sending it back saying it was the wrong address the asshat who recieved the package kept our matching shirts (if I ever find the bastard my foot is going so far up their ass they’ll taste rubber for dinner)

I fucking love it but the one problem is that it’s kind of big on me because my sister’s a dumb-butt and ordered a medium in Men’s size.

/casually resists modern assassin fanart and cosplu

Took me awhile to find the picture evidence, but I’m glad you like it. Sorry it was to big, I ordered it at 0300 after having a mini heart-attack for reasons.

death-by-lulz:

snakelet:
this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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death-by-lulz:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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(Source: babylizard)

herpedthenderped:

jesuisenretardis:

kittensandscience:

identityfox:

thewreckling:

jake, drill, can you confirm or deny for me

Wow this is way too accurate.

TRUTH. Especially the part about the weather

I’m afraid this is all true. We’ve also got a Hell of a lot of Wal-Mart and more lightening than anywhere else in the world.

I’d like to point out that this is incorrect. We have disney world. The distinction is important.

(Source: chibiveneficus)

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

(Source: musicasealgomais)

csuzano asked:

I miss you. <3

And this is what friends are made of, ladies and gentlemen; and I must admit, I have the best <3

19 days until boot camp.

I’m scared and excited. After ten years of waiting the next step is about to begin, but now I wonder; am I strong enough?

aedjfn;a”dw’AJEF;’f

NO TUMBLR

TUMBLR STOP THAT

I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING

DON’T DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR “ONE MORE MINUTE” LIE

sherlynomates:

gingerhaze:

what have I done

 Not sorry at all

sherlynomates:

gingerhaze:

what have I done

 Not sorry at all