My name is Sarah. I'm 19, and about to go into the US Navy. Eventually I'd like to teach at a Deaf school, but I'm going to serve my country first. I'm a lesbian, and bit of a dork. Not much else to it I guess XD
Oh yeah my rad sister ordered me this modern assassin design from FUCKING HONG KONG as a late birthday present because the Firefly shirts she’d originally ordered were delivered to the wrong address and instead of sending it back saying it was the wrong address the asshat who recieved the package kept our matching shirts (if I ever find the bastard my foot is going so far up their ass they’ll taste rubber for dinner)
I fucking love it but the one problem is that it’s kind of big on me because my sister’s a dumb-butt and ordered a medium in Men’s size.
/casually resists modern assassin fanart and cosplu
Took me awhile to find the picture evidence, but I’m glad you like it. Sorry it was to big, I ordered it at 0300 after having a mini heart-attack for reasons.
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
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jake, drill, can you confirm or deny for me
Wow this is way too accurate.
TRUTH. Especially the part about the weather
I’m afraid this is all true. We’ve also got a Hell of a lot of Wal-Mart and more lightening than anywhere else in the world.
I’d like to point out that this is incorrect. We have disney world. The distinction is important.
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
that snake is going to snake heaven
I couldn’t help myself.
I miss you. <3
And this is what friends are made of, ladies and gentlemen; and I must admit, I have the best <3
I’m scared and excited. After ten years of waiting the next step is about to begin, but now I wonder; am I strong enough?
TUMBLR STOP THAT
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING
DON’T DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR “ONE MORE MINUTE” LIE